if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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