I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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