Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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