I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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