She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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