you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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