Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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