Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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