MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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