Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
And then my night got REAL pukey
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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