Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Randomize