Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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