Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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