I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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