I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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