That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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