I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize