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he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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