WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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