I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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