just tell him i said nine months
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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