Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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