Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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