On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
All the doctor said was why
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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