I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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