weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I see more hoeing in ur future
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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