i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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