Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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