I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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