This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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