Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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