She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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