we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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