Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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