Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
