on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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