so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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