btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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