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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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