i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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