I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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