That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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