your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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