I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
