Can Purell be used as lube?
two words: eviction party
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
PANTIES FOUND
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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