I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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