So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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