How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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