two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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