I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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