pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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