It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
