So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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