my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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