His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Are we still banned from the library?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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