i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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