What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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