weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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