quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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