Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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